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cherrybmblby:

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not-malik:

She really just said “fuck blue lives.”

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paulsimonsass69:

curseworm:

curseworm:

catholic school speedrun

during the first liturgy if you slap the communion wine out of the priests hands and collapse at his feet hollering in tongues you can clip right through the floor and go straight to hell

funny story when my dad was in catholic school the teacher said “the only true swear word is the lord’s name in vain” and my dad replied “so does that mean you can say ass” so he got whipped with a ruler

cherrybmblby:

(Source: creamysmoooth)

beetledrink:

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

lesbiansansastark:

@chavdog

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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actuallykanayamaryam:

sludgejudy:

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

the digimon movie is really good

aksarah:

nikkalick:

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

I’m your crone brother, Justin McElroy…

I’m your matron brother, Travis McElroy!…

I’m your sweet maiden brother, Griffin McElroy.